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The Wine Chronicles is a new feature on Switchblade Comb wherein Kat drinks wine and compares her life to hip hop/rap/and R&B songs.

Note: Scroll down, press play, and enjoy!

Tonight’s drink of choice: Angel Juice: Chardonnay (of the box variety)

I’m a star. Truth.
I got ice up the IKEA shaped ice trays, cars… well, I have the one, but no one can ride dirty like me in my Mercury Milan. As far as lights, my Grandpa made me a pretty twinkle light ball, i have it on the chasing/flash setting.

I’m not a pimp, but a cane would be pretty bad ass. Maybe a nice mahogany one, with a silver kitty as the handle. Oooh, Fun!

Louis V flip flops? Well thats just a waste of money sir! Target sells them for $5 a pair, you can’t go wrong with a bargain like that! Getting money is not the only thing on my resume, in fact I am actually quite skilled in accounting, I love Excel spreadsheets, and can pick up almost any computer program within a few hours.
Beaucoup bars? Aww, my favorite neighborhood bar just closed this month (pour one out) I haven’t found a new place to drink my Chardies at quite yet, but I’m sure I’ll find a new home soon.

Oh, paparazzi?! Did you see the cover of US Weekly this week? OMG, Rob and Kristen are totally dating! US Weekly is totally legit. Scorpio? Hush! Pisces bitch! Pisces!!! Really? Beer? Come on, do you have any wine? I’m a lady…ladies drink wine.

Don’t call me shawty, no seriously, I’m 6′2″. I be ballin’! I totally played basketball up until 9th grade. I played center, that’s what you do when you’re tall.

And they all lived happily ever after,
The Whitest Girl You Know

Jeremih – “Imma Star”