Switchblade Comb

What we got here is… The Hawaii Show’s newest single. Some men are just super sweet. So… you get what we heard here last week. Which is the way we wants it. So, we gets it. Now… I really like it, probably more than you may.

Yeah!! Best Strother Martin from Cool Hand Luke reference ever. Eat a dick, bitches!

Ahem… anyway. Steve gave me permission to spread this shit around (like the herps) so I’m giving it to you now (like I gave it to your mom last night – boosh!) for free (… nah, too easy). Enjoy it and pass it on to your friends.

Also, for those craving even more new Hawaii Show material. You may not have to wait too long. Then again… you may have to wait a very, very, very long time. You can just never tell with these things.

Ps. LONG LIVE THE UPTOWN BAR!!!

The Hawaii Show – “The Uptown Monster Ballad”