Danzig of the Week: “Gorgeous Frankenstein” by Gorgeous Frankenstein

posted by MP Johnson

I’m just learning how to play guitar, but I’m pretty sure what Doyle’s doing with his machine during the intro to this song is completely wrong. It does look cool though. Unfortunately, after that moody, stomping, pounding intro, this turns into THE WORST SONG EVER.

It’s as if a very misguided stripper requested a blues song to take her clothes off to on Halloween. Doyle wrote it. Glenn Danzig produced it. My ears bleed to it. And not in a good way. If you complain about the Black Eyed Peas being cheesy or you think Bon Iver is a weiner, it is important that you listen to this so you understand what bad music really is.

Friday, February 17th, 2012 at 10:00 am